Facebook is such a happy place...
</sarcasm>

Here are some of my friends' status updates, all within the past 5 hours (lol):

• Friend #1: i'll just be in my closet, on the floor, crying...
• Friend #2: fb sucks today...
• Friend #3: today officially sucks...
• Friend #4: wishing everything could be different...
• Friend #5: it feels great to finally let go and start over...
• Friend #3: so effing tired of this crap...
• Friend #6: my 2 days off went way too fast...